Category Archive: Jokes

Olympics Opening Ceremony = Lord of the Rings


Olympics Opening Ceremony = Lord of the Rings. A funny comparison of the 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony and the movie / book Lord of the Rings Advertisements

Funny Cartoon Strips


Life Can Be………


Life is a gift life can be cruel life can be kind life can be hard life can be tough. life is mysterious life is strange life is complex life is weird. life… Continue reading

Angel of Death


In darkness of the night I spied him in a tree Sat I froze by the sight He was looking at me The summer’s heat became a chill The angel of death at… Continue reading

My Freedom.


my Freedom, my Freedom you saved me you tore my chain you detached the knots you released my pain you fixed the dots thanks! thanks! my Freedom, my Freedom you’re my necklace you’re… Continue reading

Funny Facts


President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader! The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet. The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during… Continue reading

Hunter Jokes


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls… Continue reading

If I Were……


If I were a key, I would lock you; If lightning, then I would shock you; If I were a pier I would dock you; If I had a band I would rock… Continue reading

Happy New Year 2012!


original  Remix Happy New Year 2012 Animation-Justin Bieber,Freddie,Ray,Shane Dawson&Penna

Aston Martin Ready For 2012 Sessions With 2012 Aston Martin Vantage GT3


Aston Martin Ready For 2012 Sessions With 2012 Aston Martin Vantage GT3 Aston Martin is ready for 2012 sessions with a new Vantage GT3 race car. The 2012 Aston Martin Vantage GT3 has been tested at… Continue reading

Twink


Twinkle-less Twinkle-less spot of black. In the starry zodiac. Sucking all the matter of light. Turning sunshine into night. Twinkle-less Twinkle-less lost control. Now we’re trapped in  a black hole.

Hey Mr. Taliban!


Don’t Mess With Batman


Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3


Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3


Condrey To start with the basic premise, Strike Packages are tailored to how you want to play. The classic style of unlocking killstreaks in Modern Warfare 2 returns in the new Assault Strike… Continue reading

The Dragons of Monster Town


The dragons run the fire department down in Monster Town. They’re Johnny-on-the-spot when there’s a building burning down.They carry ropes and hoses. They have buckets full of sand, which, every afternoon, they practice… Continue reading

Mr Bean As……..


       

Cartoon Celebs


Advice from Dracula


Don’t ever dine with Frankenstein; he feasts on flaming turpentine. He chomps and chews on soles of shoes and quaffs down quarts of oily ooze. At suppertime he’ll slurp some slime. He’s known… Continue reading

Polish Remover joke


One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this,… Continue reading