The Dragons of Monster Town
The dragons run the fire department
down in Monster Town.
They’re Johnny-on-the-spot when
there’s a building burning down.They carry ropes and hoses.
They have buckets full of sand,
which, every afternoon, they
practice passing hand to hand.
They’ve got a truck and ladder,
and a siren they can blare.
They’ve even got protective hats
and boots and underwear.
But every time that there’s a fire
they stand around and pout.
Unfortunately, dragons stink
at putting fires OUT.