The Dragons of Monster Town

The dragons run the fire department

down in Monster Town.

They’re Johnny-on-the-spot when

there’s a building burning down.They carry ropes and hoses.

They have buckets full of sand,

which, every afternoon, they

practice passing hand to hand.

They’ve got a truck and ladder,

and a siren they can blare.

They’ve even got protective hats

and boots and underwear.

But every time that there’s a fire

they stand around and pout.

Unfortunately, dragons stink

at putting fires OUT.